Let’s Make History
When you think our government stinks…imagine a future where our official national motto becomes inspiration for millions, “When life stinks, keep flying.”
Let’s talk about survival. The stink bug doesn’t just survive—oh no, it thrives. You can toss it out a window, and it will be back in your house by morning, chilling on your kitchen ceiling like it never left. It endures winter. It survives every failed attempt at eviction. Honestly, this thing would outlast a zombie apocalypse. If resilience had a mascot, it would be the stink bug. The stink bug is not the hero we asked for—but it’s the hero we deserve. Let’s embrace its weirdness, honor its resilience, and give it the recognition it’s been buzzing about for years.
Vote Stink Bug. It’s time to let this little guy fly—right into the history books.
Thank you, and may the stink be with you!
Paid for by the Stink Bug Appreciation Society. No humans or tomatoes were harmed in the making of this campaign.